Message from the few-tcha

So, I get to my moms this morning and she's got the DVR on. I tap the remote to see what's recording when I see this frozen on the giant, Toshiba flatscreen:

 

Of course, me being as special as I am, I thought it was a message from my long, lost Alien overlords. Or better yet, my real (superhero) parents! Alas, it was just a prank from ELLEN "smash my dreams of epicness to hell" DEGENERES. It was still pretty cool though. Imagine if I had seen this while stoned or drunk... or both!